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Smog
Smog is a type of air pollutant. The word "smog" was made in the early 20th century as a portmanteau of the words smokeand fog to refer to smoky fog. The word was then intended to refer to what was sometimes known as pea soup fog, a familiar and serious problem in London from the 19th century to the mid 20th century. This kind of smog is caused by the burning of large amounts of coal within a city; this smog contains soot particulates from smokesulfur dioxide and other components. Modern smog, as found for example in Los Angeles, is a type of air pollution derived from vehicular emissionfrom internal combustion engines and industrial fumes that react in the atmosphere with sunlight to form secondary pollutants that also combine with the primary emissions to form photochemical smog. The atmospheric pollution levels of Los Angeles, Mexico City and other cities are increased by inversion that traps pollution close to the ground. It is usually highly toxic to humans and can cause severe sickness, shortened life or death.




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2004 Aceh Earthquake
The 2004 Aceh earthquake was an undersea megathrust earthquake that occurred at 00:58:53 UTC on Sunday, 26 December 2004, with an epicentre off the west coast of Sumatra, Indonesia. The quake itself is known by the scientific community as the Sumatra–Andaman earthquake. The resulting tsunami was given various names, including the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, South Asian tsunami, Indonesian tsunami, the Christmas tsunami and the Boxing Day tsunami.
The earthquake was caused when the Indian Plate was subducted by the Burma Plate and triggered a series of devastating tsunamis along the coasts of most landmasses bordering the Indian Ocean, killing over 230,000 people in fourteen countries, and inundating coastal communities with waves up to 30 meters (100 ft) high. It was one of thedeadliest natural disasters in recorded history. Indonesia was the hardest-hit country, followed by Sri Lanka, India, andThailand.
With a magnitude of Mw 9.1–9.3, it is the third largest earthquake ever recorded on a seismograph. The earthquake had the longest duration of faulting ever observed, between 8.3 and 10 minutes. It caused the entire planet to vibrate as much as 1 centimetre (0.4 inches) and triggered other earthquakes as far away as Alaska. Its epicentre was between Simeulue and mainland Indonesia. The plight of the affected people and countries prompted a worldwidehumanitarian response. In all, the worldwide community donated more than $14 billion (2004 US$) in humanitarian aid.




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Finding Farmers Magic Box
 In the afternoon, there was a poor farmer . He lives with his wife . One day , he dug his field and found a very large box . He then store them in their homes . One sunny morning ,she dropped apples in the box . Suddenly, the box gets filled with apples . No matter how many apples were taken out , more apples going on inside the box . One day , forming dropping gold coins into the box.

  Simultaneously , Apple began to disappear and the box full of gold coins . Farmer soon became rich . After hearing that his son became wealthy , forming a father visiting couples . His father was not very strong . He could not go out to work again . So the farmer asked his old father to help him take the gold coins out of the box . His father worked hard , took the gold coins out of the box . When he was told that he was very tired and wanted to rest , the farmer yelled to him , ' Why are you so lazy Why can not you work harder old man said nothing and continued to work long Suddenly ? . man fell into the box , he died.


  As well as gold coins began to disappear and the box is filled with the dead . The former should be pulled out and buried . to do this , farmers have to spend all the money that had been collected earlier. When he had spent all his money , broke box . farmer was ugly as before, terrible ending.






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How To Make Rendang

Ingredients :

  • 4 fresh banana peppers, seeded and chopped
  • 4 shallots, chopped
  • 5 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 2 tablespoons salt
  • 1 teaspoon ground red pepper
  • 2 pounds beef tenderloin, cut into 1 1/2 x 2-inch cubes
  • 1 (1/2 inch) piece galangal, thinly sliced
  • 3 stalks lemon grass, chopped
  • 6 lime leaves
  • 1 teaspoon ground turmeric
  • 3 (15 ounce) cans coconut milk
Step by step :
  • Place the banana peppers, shallots, garlic, salt, and ground red pepper in a blender, and pulse until the mixture is a paste.
  • Place the beef tenderloin cubes in a skillet over medium heat with the pepper mixture, galangal, lemon grass, lime leaves, and turmeric. 
  • Cook the beef with the seasonings,stirring occasionally, until the meat is no longer pink inside and the meat juices have mostly evaporated, about 15 minutes.
  • Pour the coconut milk into the skillet, bring to a boil, reduce the heat, and simmer for about 15 minutes.
  • Remove the pieces of beef to a bowl, and let the coconut milk continue to simmer until thickened, about 30 minutes.
  • Return the beef to the coconut sauce, reduce the heat to low, and barely simmer the beef and sauce until the sauce turns brown and the oil has separated from the coconut milk,
  • about 2 1/2 hours stir frequently as the sauce thickens.
  • Serve with warm rice.




Invitation


To : Cahyono Anggoro of IX A


You are invited to come to OSIS meeting, which will be held on:

Day, date             : Saturday, 12 July
Place                    : OSIS room
Agenda                : Planning the “Pentas Seni”

Bandung, 10 July
Chief
Budi s.




Schedule
Camping Schedule

No
Time
Activities
1
9.30-11.00 AM, 23th June
Go to the camp area (doomwood forrest)
2
11.00-12.00 AM, 23th June
Build the tend, prepare tools, foods, and another thing
3
1.00-1.30 PM, 23th June
Lunch time
4
1.30-5.00 PM, 23th June
Go fishing in the lake
5
5.00-6.00 PM, 23th June
Prepare the camp fire
6
6.00-8.30 PM, 23th June
Sing at the camp fire, bake marshmallow and the fish
7
8.30 PM-6.00 AM 24th June
Sleep
8
6.30-10.00 AM 24th June
Go to the water fall in the deep of forrest, swim in there
9
10.00-12.00 AM 24th June
Back to the tend, lunch time, pack up the tend and tools, go home




Announcement




ANNOUNCEMENT

To all of student
The final exam (UAS) was delayed for somedays. More complete information, please call your class guardian.

Thank you,


Principal


















E-mail / Message




To : Alvin Dharman

Hi Alvin,

I’ve read you E-mail before, i think you’re one of my best pen friend, that book’s very interesting. 

Let me introduct myself, i live in Bandung city, Indonesia. Not too far from Jakarta, i’ve 2 sister, now i’m learning in high junior school, my hobby is swiming, reading, and gaming.

May i can come to you home, we can talk about anything.


See you...

Peter Chamberlain




Short Message



To : Jack

            Please come to english club at 12.00 PM tomorrow, there will be a last test of pronunciatinon.
                                           

Daniel






Greeting card


 5th March, 2010
Dear Agasa

Congratulation, you’ve make our proud of you.
 For succes winning national science olimpics yesterday.

Totobot


Rabu, 02 April 2014

Kampanye Politik Gila

Suatu hari di desa nan tenang dikacaukan dengan musik dangdut dari sebuah lapangan, ternyata di lapangan tersebut terdapat salasatu partai politik bersama para Calegnya sedang dangdutan (berorasinya nanti). Hah?

Tapi inilah INDONESIA, partai politik yang seharusnya sedang berkapanye malah dangdutan, katanya sih biar banyak orang datang, terus kalau banyak yang datang  para calonnya jadi enak berorasi sama kaya guru di sekolah tepatnya di kelas yang lagi nerangin pelajaran, jujur aja that's true. masalahnya adalah kalau terlalu banyak orang yang datang dan yang datang adalah orang yang "gak bener" bisa berabe urusanya, contohnya adalah banyak kerusuhan, pengrusakan, bahkan pembunuhan yang terjadi (itu cerita nyata!!!!!!)
apa pembunuhan??? ya bisa dibilang betul, mengejutkan....
akupun masih bingung kenapa itu bisa terjadi, ini mau kampanye atau mau uji nyali di Sukamiskin.

Ahh... sudahlah
Ceritanya bukan di situ, tepatnya di desa Sukamaju, kecamatan Singaparna, Kabupaten Ogan Ilir, Provinsi Irian Jaya Barat (ceritanya gak bener), alkisah sebuah kampanye dari partai A sedang digelar di desa tersebut, ditengah pesta dangdutan itu terdengar teriakan histeris dari arah belakang, para wargapun sontak terkejut bahkan yang lagi mabuk langsung sadar kembali. ternyata seorang wanita dijambret di tepi lapangan tersebut.
para wargapun langsung mengejarnya, namun gagal, penjambret itu berhasil kabur.
Saat ingin kembali, para pemuda mendengar suara dangdutan yang lebih ueenak di dengar. otomatis mereka tak jadi balik lagi ke lapangan yang tadi, tenyata suara itu datang dari panggung di tengah lapangan yang diisi oleh artis top papan atas dari partai B saingan partai A, itu artinya lapangan yang tadi hanya tersisa panggung plus artis, panitia, dan para petinggi dan Caleg partai A.
Sedih tak ada yang nonton, salsaseorang petinggi partai A berkata "kita harus rebut kembali perhatian warga"
"caranya?" tanya rekan sejawatnya.
"gini, gimana kalau kita tambah lagi dangdutnya, lebih waw lagi gitu, terus kita buat seolah-olah ada orang gila yang gak enak diliat, terus mancing supaya masa warga itu bergerak kesini, kalau disini lebih enak daripada di sana, maka masapun akan diam di sini!" jawabnya.
"hmm, bagus juga." balas yang lainya.
Singkat cerita, rencana itupun berhasil, warga kembali ketontonan semula. ya pasti itu menimbulkan kemarahan di fihak partai B
"oi, ini gimana? kok warga gak balik lagi??" tanya pimpinan partai B.
"memang sialan mereka. yaudah Ujang, suruh penjambret itu ngejambret lagi!" kata wakil pimpinan partai B ke salasatu asistenya.
Perang dinginpun terjadi hingga masa kampanye usai, akhirnya waktu untuk mencoblospun tiba.
Alangkah terkejutnya partai A dan B, yang benar saja kalau hasil pemilu menghasilkan pemenang partai C khusus di desa tersebut, kebingunang itu langsung disambut survei kepada masyarakat tentang alasan memilih partai C yang dilakukan partai A dan B,
Ternyata kunci kesuksesan partai C adalah pada hari terakhir kampanye,
partai C lah yang menyewa orang (yang pura-pura) gila dan penjambret nakal itu

TAMAT
Partai No 99